T-Shirt: Crowd Envy

Description

Title: “Crowd Envy”.

Imagine this: You’re at a big rally, and the speaker is bragging about the enormous size of his crowds. He’s going on and on about how many people come to hear him. But here’s the twist: As he speaks, people start sneaking out early. Why? Because they’re bored out of their minds!

Here’s the lowdown – Tall Tales and Weird Stories:

At these rallies, you hear some seriously strange stuff. For instance:

• Fictional Characters: The speaker might talk about Hannibal Lecter like he’s a real person giving life advice.
• Windmills and Cancer: Believe it or not, he might claim that windmills cause cancer. Yep, you read that right!
• Sharks vs. Boat Batteries: There’s even a wild story that being electrocuted by a boat’s battery is better than being eaten by sharks. As if that’s a choice anyone would have to make!

What’s Going On?

• Preaching the Unbelievable: The speaker spins these bizarre tales and tries to make them sound like truth. He’s on a mission to wow the crowd, but instead, he ends up confusing and exhausting them.
• Early Exits: Despite all the bragging about crowd size, people start heading for the doors before the rally is over. Why? Because they’re simply too bored and tired of the odd stories.

So next time you hear someone bragging about how many people listen to them, just remember: It’s not about the size of the crowd—it’s about keeping them engaged and entertained. And if the stories are too outlandish, you might find yourself heading for the exits too!

Type:

• Premium Quality
• Machine Washable
• Unique Artist’s Design
• Limited Edition
• Made-To-Order

Care Instructions for Your T-Shirt:

1. Turn Inside Out: This helps keep the print looking fresh.
2. Wash in Cold Water: Use cold water, ideally at 30°C (86°F). Hot water can cause shrinkage and fading.
3. Choosing the Right Detergent: Use gentle laundry detergents. Avoid harsh detergents and bleach.
4. Selecting the Gentle Cycle: Use the delicate or gentle cycle on your washing machine. This helps the print lasts longer and looks better.
5. Drying: Air Dry if possible. Hang garments. This helps extends the life of the prints. If you Tumble Dry ~ use the lowest heat setting. Remove the garment as soon as it’s dry to avoid cracking or shrinking.
6. Avoiding Fabric Softener: Fabric softeners can weaken the print’s adhesion.
7. Ironing: Set your iron to the lowest heat, e.g. “delicate.” Beware: High heat or steam can damage the print. Place a pressing cloth over the print area. (e.g. plain pillow-case, tea-towel etc.). This helps protects the print from direct heat. Use short, circular motions with the iron. Do not hold the iron in one place for more than 5 seconds. Avoid excessive pressure. Let the iron move freely ~ imagine being a fishy moving around gracefully, swirling around from one place to the next. Stop if you see wrinkles or peeling, it probably means that it’s too hot.

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirt looking great!

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